suspend:

IM SCREMAING I GOT BANNED AT CLUB PENGUIN FOR SAYING “GO FUK A CACTUS”

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(via trust)

wartortles:

When a popular blog follows you

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(via contort)

send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

(Source: emaciatinq, via intensional)

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via tortillah)

earthnation:

light switches that dont do anything r mysterious and i dont trust them

(via definited)